SEX, LIES & CHRISTIAN WOMEN. Dear Stupid Ass Questions: I love talking on the phone and getting to know new people. So while I’m at work I call sex lines. I’m a Christian so I try to find out why these people do this stuff. One lady I talked with said its cuz it’s good money. Do you think a Christian woman such as myself should give it a try? After all, who would know and like she said, it’s good money. I could tithe 10% to the church and that would make it ok.  GISELE:Dear Toddlers & Tiaras Mom,  I applaud your innovation on the disturbing ways to feel good about yourself.  But I’ve watched enough forensic files to know that if you donate to charity, the IRS will shut you down.  If you want to look noble while getting paid on the down-low for screwing people, then  you need to run for office.  After all, why re-invent the wheel?  Everyone knows hypocrisy pays best when you print the money. Best of Luck.

SEX, LIES & CHRISTIAN WOMEN.

Dear Stupid Ass Questions: I love talking on the phone and getting to know new people. So while I’m at work I call sex lines. I’m a Christian so I try to find out why these people do this stuff. One lady I talked with said its cuz it’s good money. Do you think a Christian woman such as myself should give it a try? After all, who would know and like she said, it’s good money. I could tithe 10% to the church and that would make it ok. 

GISELE:Dear Toddlers & Tiaras Mom,  I applaud your innovation on the disturbing ways to feel good about yourself.  But I’ve watched enough forensic files to know that if you donate to charity, the IRS will shut you down.  If you want to look noble while getting paid on the down-low for screwing people, then  you need to run for office.  After all, why re-invent the wheel?  Everyone knows hypocrisy pays best when you print the money. Best of Luck.

Dear Stupid Ass Questions: My paycheck isn’t going very far lately with the rise in prices and all. Do you think I could rob a liquor store? Like, isn’t alcohol the devils work anyway? It would be my contribution to mankind. GISELE: Dear Mrs. Duggar, Inflation will never be as high as the headcount that’s been in your uterus.  So even if you stole all the liquor in the world, you could never drown out the pain that Kate has to audition for Sister Wives just to compete with you in sheer volume of kids.  There’s only 1 way to make enough money & stretch your resources while doing the devil’s work and that’s to audition for Toddlers & Tiaras. God speed.

Dear Stupid Ass Questions: My paycheck isn’t going very far lately with the rise in prices and all. Do you think I could rob a liquor store? Like, isn’t alcohol the devils work anyway? It would be my contribution to mankind.

GISELE: Dear Mrs. Duggar, Inflation will never be as high as the headcount that’s been in your uterus.  So even if you stole all the liquor in the world, you could never drown out the pain that Kate has to audition for Sister Wives just to compete with you in sheer volume of kids.  There’s only 1 way to make enough money & stretch your resources while doing the devil’s work and that’s to audition for Toddlers & Tiaras. God speed.
Dear Stupid Ass Questions: Would I get away with writing my own ransom note and not show up to work for a while? I don’t feel like working anymore and maybe my boss would wire the money and then I could just quit. From what I can figure out I’m worth at least 2 thousand. GISELE:Dear Kate,  It’s good you don’t want to work anymore since you were already finally fired by the ratings. While someone may be willing to pay $2k to keep you off the air, that won’t even pay for your next round of Botox. There’s only 1 way a mother of 8 can go on without working and that’s to audition for Sister Wives. Break a leg.

Dear Stupid Ass Questions: Would I get away with writing my own ransom note and not show up to work for a while? I don’t feel like working anymore and maybe my boss would wire the money and then I could just quit. From what I can figure out I’m worth at least 2 thousand.

GISELE:Dear Kate,  It’s good you don’t want to work anymore since you were already finally fired by the ratings. While someone may be willing to pay $2k to keep you off the air, that won’t even pay for your next round of Botox. There’s only 1 way a mother of 8 can go on without working and that’s to audition for Sister Wives. Break a leg.
Dear Stupid Ass Questions: How come women are way more clever than men?  ANDY: Great question! Woman are way more clever than men out of necessity. You see woman possess no real praiseworthy attributes and have had to develop the trait of being clever. Woman for centuries and centuries could only hope to get by on their looks to be an acceptable part of society. Sadly many woman were born ugly and had to move to the countryside and become witches. This helped to pass the boredom, but was an inconvenient lifestyle as they were often burned to death.  It wasn’t until the the last 100 years or so, that woman developed a mental capacity that was equal to men. However this was not enough to get equal rights so, woman developed the trait of being clever. Much more clever than men. Because of this development we have seen woman like Roseanne and many other ugly woman achieve success. However attractive woman are still, usually very stupid. Occasionally however, because of a mutation in the woman’s chromosome there is a woman who is attractive and smart. And that’s the story of the prenuptial agreement. Thanks a lot and I hope I was helpful!

Dear Stupid Ass Questions: How come women are way more clever than men? 

ANDY: Great question! Woman are way more clever than men out of necessity. You see woman possess no real praiseworthy attributes and have had to develop the trait of being clever. Woman for centuries and centuries could only hope to get by on their looks to be an acceptable part of society. Sadly many woman were born ugly and had to move to the countryside and become witches. This helped to pass the boredom, but was an inconvenient lifestyle as they were often burned to death.  It wasn’t until the the last 100 years or so, that woman developed a mental capacity that was equal to men. However this was not enough to get equal rights so, woman developed the trait of being clever. Much more clever than men. Because of this development we have seen woman like Roseanne and many other ugly woman achieve success. However attractive woman are still, usually very stupid. Occasionally however, because of a mutation in the woman’s chromosome there is a woman who is attractive and smart. And that’s the story of the prenuptial agreement. Thanks a lot and I hope I was helpful!
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